I always tell comics you got to hang with your stand-up.

When you're poor, an egg sandwich is dinner and you cut your potatoes with a butter knife.

There's a real outcry out there for 'The Boondocks.'

I am old-school.

I didn't change my voice for 'The Boondocks.'

In 'Boomerang,' they didn't have a script at all, they just told me to come up with some stuff.

My father was a preacher so I wouldn't sing at all when he was around, but as soon as he locked the door, 'La la la.'

That's my father's theme. Get up in the morning, 'hello, Dad.' 'Get a job, leave the food alone... Who took my car?' America, you young kids, get a job. All that sagging, the clothes hanging behind, that ain't nothing. Get a job. You want to be somebody, get a job.

I'm every father. I'm not only a black father. I'm a white father. I'm a Chinese father. I'm a Mexican father. I'm all fathers that want their sons out of the house and stop eating up all the food. Get a job, please. Stop looking at the TV.

The kids of America, please get a damn job. Get out of the house, leave the refrigerator alone. Stop wearing my shoes. Leave my shirts alone, get a job. Spend your own money.